Texting.

My brother Andrew has this bizarre obsession with texting and knowing what every member of the family is doing at ALL times. The following is a very typical text conversation between Andrew and me. These conversations occur frequently.

Andrew: Hey

Emma: Hey

Andrew: Are you in class

Emma: No

Andrew: Nap

Emma: No

Andrew: Lunch

Emma: Already ate

Andrew: Then what

Emma: Homework

Andrew: Then what

Emma: I just told you homework

Andrew: After hw

Emma: Whatever I feel like doing

Andrew: Swimming

Emma: Probably not. The pool is too cold

Andrew: Perfect

Emma: Bye

Andrew: Why bye

Emma: I have to do hw settle down

I'll never understand that crazy kid.