Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Old people are crazy.

Apparently Family Feud is targeted to old people; I didn't get the memo. While enjoying the silly show today, I also enjoyed at least one commercial during every break aimed toward the senior citizens of our country. By far the best: a home delivery service for those too embarrassed to buy adult diapers at the grocery store. You can even request a catalog from their website.


I'm so glad I have this to look forward to someday.

Additionally, a funny article I read today:

Monkey Business
A Phoenix, Arizona man facing 37 unpaid photo-enforced speeding tickets says he is innocent.
The Arizona Republic reports Dave Vontesmar says he won't pay up because the photos show a driver wearing either a monkey or giraffe mask.
But Officer Dave Porter from the Arizona Department of Public Safety says that excuse won't cut it because they insist Vontesmar is the man behind the mask: "We watched him four different times put the monkey mask on and put the giraffe-style mask on," before he drove to work.

Interesting way of avoiding a ticket.

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