High schoolers.

Yesterday a 12-year old boy pole-danced for me. That red light outside Provo High was exceedingly long.

Old people are crazy.

Apparently Family Feud is targeted to old people; I didn't get the memo. While enjoying the silly show today, I also enjoyed at least one commercial during every break aimed toward the senior citizens of our country. By far the best: a home delivery service for those too embarrassed to buy adult diapers at the grocery store. You can even request a catalog from their website.

I'm so glad I have this to look forward to someday.

Additionally, a funny article I read today:

Monkey Business

A Phoenix, Arizona man facing 37 unpaid photo-enforced speeding tickets says he is innocent.

The Arizona Republic reports Dave Vontesmar says he won't pay up because the photos show a driver wearing either a monkey or giraffe mask.

But Officer Dave Porter from the Arizona Department of Public Safety says that excuse won't cut it because they insist Vontesmar is the man behind the mask: "We watched him four different times put the monkey mask on and put the giraffe-style mask on," before he drove to work.

Interesting way of avoiding a ticket.

Texting.

My brother Andrew has this bizarre obsession with texting and knowing what every member of the family is doing at ALL times. The following is a very typical text conversation between Andrew and me. These conversations occur frequently.

Andrew: Hey

Emma: Hey

Andrew: Are you in class

Emma: No

Andrew: Nap

Emma: No

Andrew: Lunch

Emma: Already ate

Andrew: Then what

Emma: Homework

Andrew: Then what

Emma: I just told you homework

Andrew: After hw

Emma: Whatever I feel like doing

Andrew: Swimming

Emma: Probably not. The pool is too cold

Andrew: Perfect

Emma: Bye

Andrew: Why bye

Emma: I have to do hw settle down

I'll never understand that crazy kid.